In the paper in the link above viruses are 3 times bigger than all humans, while bacteria are 1167 bigger so if we have a Parliament of "All Living Things" the deputies elected by bacteria would easily pass all laws that they were interested to pass. Provided of course that plants were excluded from that Parliament on a basis of the locomotion rule.
PS - If all the body fluids of all animals that ever existed represent a staggering number (the body fluids for the 100.000 billion humans that ever existed alone
exceeds 4000 million ton) that means that the water we drink was once a body
fluid of an animal!